ABC Poem

First I found the poem is written in 1705. Therefore, you can change the vocabulary you like and near by our life. But there is no J line, it is very strange and a creative poem.
A Was an Archer
A was an Archer, and shot at a Frog;
B was a Blind-man, and led by a Dog;
C was a Cutpurse, and liv'd in disgrace;
D was a Drunkard, and had a red Face;
E was an Eater, a Glutton was he;
F was a Fighter, and fought with a Flea.
G was a Giant, and Glutton was he;
H was a Hunter, and hunted a Mouse;
I was an ill Man, and hated by all;
K was a Knave and he rob'd great and small;
L was Liar, and told many Lies;
M was a Madman, and beat out his Eyes;
N was a Nobleman, nobly born;
O was an Ostler, and stole Horses' Corn;
P was a Pedlar, and sold many Pins;
Q was a Quarreller, and broke both his Shins;
R was a Rogue, and ran about Town;
S was a Sailor, a Man of Renown;
T was a Taylor, and Knavishly bent;
U was a Usurer took Ten per cent;
W was a Writer, and Money he earn'd;
X was one Xenophon, prudent and learn'd;
Y was a Yeoman, and work'd for his Bread;
Z was one Zeno the Great,but he's dead.